Automobile Acronyms

Automobile Acronyms

AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW: Bought My Wife

BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE : Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT: Fix It All the Time

FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM: General Maintenance

GMC: Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA: Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive..

MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB: Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

TOYOTA: Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW: Virtually Worthless